Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

What are some funny, silly, rhyming poems?

I appreciate your answers! Please no long, deep, non-rhyming poems! To me those kind have usually always sounded ridiculous, lol.

Public Comments

1. yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy 8).
2. Here I sit all broken-hearted Tried to sh!t, but only farted (Written on toilet wall) Little fly upon the wall Have you got no sense at all This wall has just been freshly plastered And now you're stuck, you stupid b.astard (More toilet wall humour) Mrs Baranby takes her ease Knitting overcoats for fleas By this kindness fleas are smitten That's why she's very rarely bitten (Pam Ayers) 1 1 was 1 race horse 2 2 was 1 2 1 1 1 1 race 2 2 1 1 2 (Something I remember from the school yard)
3. Oh teacher, I fear that I misunderstood whether I should use well, or if I use good If roses had noses then how would they smell? Would the smell good or would they small well? Robert Pottle A Love Game The game of love Unlike others that might Is never called off On account of bad light Miss Right I've been searching all my life For Miss Right to be my wife At last I find the one, I think I’m wed before I’ve time to blink Alas, regret for all my days For her first name is always She Wood If a man is stood Talking in a wood Only to himself And no one else His wife is not near And so cannot hear So if he is stood Talking in a wood Out of the throng Is he still wrong? Little Miss Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating a Big Mac and Fries Along came a spider and sat down beside her 'Yuck', it said, 'I prefer flies' A Marriage Made in Heaven Mr. Camel and Miss. Dromedary were married And in time a baby was due. Said Mrs. Camel to her beloved 'Would you prefer one hump or two?'
4. An epicure dining at Crewe Found a large mouse in his stew Said the waiter 'Don't shout And wave it about, Or the others will be wanting one too!'
5. mommy mommy yes my honey? sry i do't remember any further!