Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

i need help making a funny silly short poems with certain amount of sylbols?

ok, the first and second line need to rhyme and they can only be 8 syllable's. the next two lines need to rhyme and only be 5 syllables, but they cant rhyme with the first two lines, and the last line needs to be 8 syllables and it needs to rhyme with the first two lines. and it has to make since and be like silly/funny. thank you

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