Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

what funny and rude roses are red poems can i send to my lover?

i am looking for some funny and rude roses are red poems, they make me laugh so much, and my lover loves them, sadly he has cancer, so i want to make him a book full of them, please help!

Public Comments

1. Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I
2. ¿oʇo ʎon ɐǝɹ ɔıxǝןsʎp ɐɯ ı ǝqnן ɐǝɹ sǝʇןʌoı ɹǝp ɐǝɹ soɹǝs
3. Roses are red Violets are blue I like your legs and what in between !
4. aww im so sorry bout ur beau roses are red voilets are blue sugar is sweet so r u but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is ur head