Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Survey:Do you have any nice or funny Poems for a Valentines Card?

I like this one. Roses are red. Cabbage is green. My Face is a laugh,but yours is a scream.

Public Comments

1. A boyfriend gave me this when I was in High School. I still use it after all of these years. Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Am Horny Just For You.
2. That ones good if you don't like them lol. Idon't know any though. :/
3. My hubby sent me this - I'll give you love, I'll give you kisses, But only if you'll be my misses lol
4. roses are red poems are corny take **** to bed coz shes feeling horny ****= the person ur sendin it to
5. No. That is lame.
6. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Something on this street, Smells and its you.
7. Roses are red Violets are blue God made me sexy What happened to you ???
8. roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesnt!!!
9. If for me your love is true send me a ribbon blue, If for me your love is dead then send me a ribbon red, If for me there is no hope then send me a yard of rope? Roses are red Violets are blue so is my nose waiting in the cold for you! In the parlour there were three you the parlour lamp and me ,two is company and three is a crowd so then the parlour lamp went out?Holland hope our love lives and never dies xxxx
10. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. The roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowls empty, And so is your head. :3