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Does anyone have any short funny poems about brothers?

I want a short and funny poem to put in my brothers 18th birthday card. I'm a younger sister. A.S.A.P please...

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1. I have a song ♫♫♫♫♫♫ skeeter = mosquito There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off there's another on my brother, get it off There's a dozen on my cousin You can hear those suckers buzzing There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off ♪♪♪♪♪♪♀♀♀
2. A real bargain Is my brother. Can we get a refund? I'll ask my mother. A real pain, A real bother. Can we lock him up? I'll ask my father. A real friend, Unlike no other. I guess I love him Like a brother. Best I could do on short notice...