Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Can any one write some funny poems for me?

It cannot be about sex, racism, and it can't have cursing in it. Just make it funny :D

Public Comments

1. Beyond the salt's eternal flats, even past welcome mat, I sat alone as one who bats his rats' favorite hats in spats. Suck that, Thoreau!
2. this poem may not rhyme but it is oh so true; never hand me a gun or id turn it on who i hate the most;yes id turn it on myself and leave here a ghost chuck norris doesnt have to do ANYTHING for a klondike bar whoever said nothing is impossible hasnt tried to drown a fish if school is so smart how come grades go A B C D F?what happend to the E? "Your stupid."My stupid what?