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Where can I find funny poems for kids like from Pam Ayers?

I need to find a bunch of Funny poems like from Pam Ayers. I remember a poem named "There's a new kind on the block" but I don't know who it is from...So if you guys don't mind, please do tell or give me poems (FUNNY) ....Thanks

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1. poems .com
2. There once was a man from Nantucket...
3. "A book for kids" by C.J.Dennis (Australian) - "Nonsense Verses" Edward Lear - and lots more I can't remember downstairs in my library where I'm too tottery to go ... 'cos I'm old, Father William, as the young man said, and very tired, I fear, from standing on my head (which he didn't say - but carry on yourself, or let the kids do it; they will have a ball!)
4. My kids have a book of poems called "Something Big Has Been Here". It's by Jack Prelutsky. I was going to 'read' you one of the poems, but my son took it to school and all I have here is the book cover! lol Oh, wait, I found this one on a website: "Something big has been here, what it was I do not know, for I did not see it coming, and I did not see it go, but I hope I never meet it, if I do, I'm in a fix, for it left behind its footprints, they are size nine-fifty-six."