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Where can I find funny poems to ask groomsmen to be in the wedding?

I am looking for poems to send out to the groomsmen to be in our wedding. I want something kinda funny and not so romantic and love oriented. If you have used any that were good please feel free to list them for me or let me know where I can find them. Thanks in advance!! Well since it seems that everyone that has given me an answer so far must have already went through the whole wedding thing because they know so much about what should and should not be done. How did you ask your groomsmen in a unique way besides just telling them in person or on the phone?

Public Comments

1. Men don't want poems. They'll probably tease the life out of your poor fiance if you do this.
2. First of all, I suggest that you leave the asking to your fiance. It is his responsibility to ask his groomsmen and you should leave it to him. Also, poems, no matter how funny, are just not part of the "guy thing". Let your fiance do it his way. You can send all of the poetry you want to your bridesmaids. Don't try to control every single detail of the wedding. Let your fiance have some responsibilities. It's his wedding too.
3. I'm so not creative when it comes to stuff like that! However, let your fiance ask them - it's his job, and if you ask he's going to get teased to hell and back. Especially if you ask with a poem. No offence! I don't think you need to do anything "special." My bf has been in two weddings and basically the grooms took him out for a beer and said they'd really like him to be in their weddings.