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What are your favorite funny poems? and where can i find them?

i'm looking for poems that are funny and enjoyable- not some old english poems. please include where i can find them? thanks! i'm looking for long poems that can be a part of a presentation. maybe suggest a random topic that i can find some interesting poems on? thanks! (:

Public Comments

1. Shel Silverstein has funny poems for kids, but funny for adults too. Try his book, "Where the Sidewalk Ends."
2. I love Shel Silverstein, too! But they're not long- the longest ones aren't even a page long. But Shel Silverstein is awesome! He has like 5 books- Where the Sidewalk Ends and Light In The Attic are the ones I remember. Here's a website that I looked at, and it looked like it had some good ones. http://www.poetry4kids.com/poems
3. if you are a Malaysian you can find the poems in our community website which is www.esastera.com. but first of all, you have to register (it is not fun, isn't it?). once you enter the website, you scroll to the bottom of the website and there is a box which you can choose which community you want to go. you poem section there is called sajen (acronym of sajak jenaka) means funny poems. sorry if it is not useful but, i believe it is because of language. but if you are a Malaysian, why don't you try, okay. :)
4. Ogden Nash has a lot of amusing poems. They're on this site: http://www.westegg.com/nash/