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What are some funny poems about parents?

I need some funny poems about dads or parents. It would be great if they were rhyming too!

Public Comments

1. "This Be the Verse" by Philip Larkin might be too rude for your purposes, but it's laugh-out-loud funny. http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=178055