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What are some funny poems written by famous American poets?

i don't want any of those stupid 4 line poems from the internet or those poems you see on myspace. I want real legitimate poems that are funny, ironic, paradox's etc.

Public Comments

1. Ogden Nash`s poems take some beating. Fleas Adam Had'em
2. Andrew Dice Clay Little Bo Peep F*ck her sheep Blew her horse Licked his feet She ate his a*s so very nice Tongued his balls Not once but twice. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her dog a bone But when she bent over Rover took over She got a bone of her own.