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What are some funny poems you have written?

What are some funny poems you have written? Let's see who can write the best funny peom. Make sure to say if you wrote it yourself or if someone else did . Have fun

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1. haha, i have several.... Early Bird I woke up to a song, so carefree and so gay. A bird that sings a beautiful song, to start off his beautiful day. Fully awake, I get out of bed, close the window, to crush its fuc.king head. This one is my favorite.... please don't steal, it is copywritted...
2. Why is it? Noisy farts don't hardly smell... But those silent ones just stink like hell?
3. The Bull Moose .....by Henry Gibson The bull moose is my friend true blue. He doesn't smoke drink, or chew. The only thing is..... He sniffs glue. If I were a bull moose, I would too!
4. My muse decided to visit me one day. She obviously had a sense of humor. This poem is based on the nursery rhyme about the Crooked Man, but mine ends a bit differently. :-D There was a curvy woman Who walked a curvy mile With her curvy crocodile Along the curvy Nile She met a curvy king She gave a curvy smile She got a curvy wedding ring And a meal for the crocodile.