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Funny poems?

I am looking for funny poems along the lines of this one: (hope you can help) The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow...

Public Comments

woah I got scared for a moment
i htought it was something way different... here's a star
sorry i dont have any funny poems but i just wanted to say that was hilarious ........at first it was sorta gross but then the cow part was pretty funny
good, star.
If you know any more share them
sorry i dont have any funny poems but i just wanted to say that was hilarious...
That was unexpected!! Funny! I had a good laugh with that one!!
WOW! I was not expecting that! Star from me to you. ~Candice~
that is hilarious heres a star
lol that was funny
i dnt know any, but heres a star...send me some if you do get em
LOL heres a star
that was really good got me scaared for a minute
haha funny stars for all
haha that was funny. definitly star worthy
LMAO LMAO LMAO, ITS SO FREAKING SCARY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE COW PART! I was reading it & right when I got the 'My first time ever at milking a cow' I was in stiches! My mom was like,"Whats so funny?" I`m like..."Nothing!" xD I was seriously CRACKING up. It still makes me laugh even after a few days from reading it. I don`t know any other poems like that [Sorry I wish I did], but you can try websites. Search humorous poems or something.
hahaha. i was scared.
that was unexpected heres a star
that's that piece. very good
absolutely mindblowing.................
Really good!A star from me,too. Here's what you're looking for: http://www.funnypoets.com/funnypoems.html She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!! Copyright; Author Unknown
star worthy
wow! surprise ending! lol