Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

funny poems??

does anyone have any funny "now i lay me down to sleep" poems

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1. Not a sleep one but here goes ... We met upon the Internet, A friendship electronic, Expressed alone in words and thoughts, Inevitably platonic. We live too far apart for us To mingle in the flesh, But much more close than family, Our hearts and feelings mesh. Your dear, dear self reveals itself Without a voice or face. We have our own sweet home within Our precious cyberspace. Edit another ... Once I'm in my bubble bath I like to stir up more. Half the suds go in my eyes And half go on the floor. The fun is in the bubbles 'cause They giggle on my skin, And when I stick them on my face They dangle from my chin. And when I splash them hard enough They pop and disappear, And then my bath time's over 'cause I've made the water clear.
2. Gosh, I hate to follow the lady above me, but... There was a man from Boston, who bought himself a new Austin. There was room for his @ss and a gallon of gas, but the rest hung out and he lost 'em.