Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Roses are red, violets are blue-ish...?

Without Jesus, we'd all be Jewish!! What's your favorite "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem? I'm looking forward to laughing.

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  1. Rose are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't
  2. roses are red, and so is your period.
  3. roses are red violets are blue,Frankenstein was ugly,but what the heck happened to you............ lol :]
  4. roses are red violets are fine ill be your 6 if you be my 9 hey you asked
  5. That was a funny one but not so funny lol..... Okay here is mine. ROSES ARE RED,VIOLETS ARE BLUE MY CAT IS SO SEXY SO SEXIER THAN YOU lmao Roses are red violets are blue do not touch me or I will sue you. Roses are red And so is blood. Violets are dumb Dun act like one Or I will nuke you. Roses are cheap and so are you. Violets are blue now stop starin or I'll violate you.
  6. Roses are red Voilets are blue Sugar is sweet, and so are you! ..... .... But the roses are rotting, and the violets are dead. The sugar pots empty, and so is your head
  7. Roses are red, Violets are blue Me and Jazz are black But Carlton what are you?
  8. Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I...xxx <~shut up! ~> no,you shut up!
  9. roses are red, violets aren't gold Get on your knees and do what you're told. Roses are red, there's a reindeer named prancer I wrote this poem, so you'd give me best answer!!! :D
  10. roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and you would be too but the roses are wilted the violets are dead sugar is a lump and so is your head. >:3
  11. Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me 3 hours.
  12. i like that one. muy bueno heres mine: dimes are silver, pennies are brass.. why does your face look like your ass? haha gets me everytime.
  13. Roses are red violets are blue and all I want to know is can I bone you
  14. Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo Don't be angry I'll be there too Outside the cage, I'll be laughin' at you!
  15. Roses are red violets are blue all i got to say is... fuck you! :)
  16. Roses are red, bobby is flirty, when you're around, his thoughts are all dirty.
  17. Roses are red Some condoms are blue STD's are contagious So watch who you screw
  18. roses are red violets are blue grasses are green and so are you
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