Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Roses are red,violets are blue how long does it take for you to do a poo?

Im no lady !

Public Comments

1. thats not very ladylike is it? lol, none of your business though!
2. it used to take me up to 45 mins because i did not eat the right food and i was unhealthy, but now i eat vegetables and i finish approximately 2 mins
3. With a bit of dire-rear only 30 seconds. If I have eaten any humans then normally about 2 hours.
4. reported sKat
5. you can take as long as you like cos its your loo loo loo.lol
6. As Long as it takes to do it X Cindy
7. depends what im reading at the time!
8. hahahaha considering this is posted in garden id say a long time - toilet roll would a problem out there
9. good rhyming but is that something u want ppl to know, really?
10. I think if your question how long it takes you to go to the bathroom you should consult your doctor.
11. you are one sick puppy
12. lol it depends on how many iron tablets ive taken great question star for you ! :0)
13. The hard job is finding a big enough bush to hide behind when I get taken in emergency. I once had to drive nipping my cheels tightly together past miles of stark barbed wire and the onl;y time a good thick bush came up it was beside double white lines. And you townies think we have it easy living out in the wide spaces. Must go, got a big jobbie to do .....................
14. lol humour is long lost here, and however long it takes i don't time myself lol.
15. 4 1/2 dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssss..
16. Roses can be white an timing a shite, just don't seem rite to me,but if your good looking an awrite it cooking then maybe you could time me and see!