Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

funnier versions of "Roses are red, violets are blue"?

original: Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you But the roses are rotten the violets are dead the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! NAUGHTIER ONE! Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and what's in between! sorry just felt like sharing ;)

Public Comments

1. Roses are red, violets are black, what's that in yer mouth, oh it's a cack
2. roses are red violets are blue i'l f**k your mother if you do it too!!
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, I did your sister and your mom too!
4. I have some, but some may deem it offensive. Hope you all dont take it to offence, peace! :) Roses are red, violets are blue God made me pretty, what happened to you?
5. Roses are red violets are blue My mom did you and I will too!
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7. Here's a try: Roses are red violets are yellow I like to eat marshmellow
8. roses are red violets are blue i'll go to bed if you come too
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10. Roses are red Violets are blue Hi there (persons name) I love You