Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

What's the most creative end you can come up with for the classic poem "Roses are red,Violets are blue..."?

Be very creative, but keep it clean, it's for a local radio contest...

Public Comments

1. roses are red violets are blue i wouldn't be happy without you
2. roses are red, violets are blue but blackeye is violet too? lol.....
3. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your face is ugy, and so are you
4. Roses are red Violets are blue A new ending Is long overdue.
5. Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I lost My very last shoe.
6. That's how god shows us his beauty That's why he's shown me to you
7. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm still glad we said, "I do," aren't you?
8. Roses are red, Violets are blue, In those flowers you brought me When I had the flu.