Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

What would be the worst possible ending for the "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem?

Roses are red, violets are blue, This clap that I have? Well, I've passed it to you.

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  1. Hah ^^ Roses are red, violets are blue, you may of noticed, I'm stalking you
  2. Jazz, from the fresh prince. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now let's get some bar-b-que and get busy!"
  3. Roses are red Violets are Blue I have HIV And now you do to
  4. Roses are red, violets are blue, Happy anniversary baby, I cheated on you.
  5. OH NO!!!! thats terrible.....how bout Roses are red Violets are purple Sugar's sweet So's maple surple..... No huh??? hell, they aint all gems ya know.....
  6. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Nanananana, BATMAN!
  7. Rose are red, violets are blue, I 'll seal your butt cheeks together with hot crazy glue.
  8. Roses are Red Violets are Blue look out for that bus! ...that just hit you
  9. Roses are red Violets are blue Your husband is fun! Does he make you scream too?
  10. Roses are red Violets are blue Your boyfriend gave flowers to me And not to you :P
  11. Roses are red Donuts are yummy I want your nut all over my tummy
  12. Roses are Red Violets are blue when we met I didn't want you.
  13. Roses are red, violets are blue, My pants smell of guano, and so do you.
  14. Roses are red, violets are blue, I did your sister and your mom too!
  15. Roses are red, violets are blue, I caught you havin sex with that monkey Now its on youtube!
  16. Roses are red Violets are blue Your things are all packed I've got someone new!
  17. Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish green, You know that thing in your pants? Well, it's the smallest I've ever seen. *cries and points*
  18. Roses are red, Violets are blue you know your best friend? well I f*cked him too. Roses are red, Violets are blue your brother is so hot and a great screw Roses are red, Violets are blue You know all the vomit and nausea? Well girl that aint the flu.
  19. Roses are red Violets are blue Your Grandpa is bigger And your Grandma is too
  20. Roses are red Violets are blue I ran over your dog And your little cat too! Wouldn't that be horrible?
  21. Worst? Roses are red Violets are blue Homos are useless And I kill Jews.
  22. Roses are red Violets are blue Lewinsky sucks And so should you.
  23. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I want you to know that I never loved you.
  24. well you know, when you're 14, and your hormones are raging, and you really like some girl and dont know how to go about it, so you start writing her a poem... Roses are red Violets are blue.. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!!!
  25. *Clapping* well done I say! Roses are red, violets are blue, I rub at my nether region while writing this to you...
  26. Roses are red violets are blue i dare you to eat my poo!
  27. Roses are rad, violets are blue,Pep Boys stinks and I would sue.
  28. Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know that weed that I sold you? It's really cat poo. *laughs*
  29. Roses are red, Violets are blue. My blow-up doll sheep Is called a Love Ewe
  30. Roses are red, violets are blue, trolls are smelly yampster is too
  31. Roses are red violets are blue I ain't got no bread I ain't got no clue.
  32. Roses are red, Violets are blue, The rabbit is dead, Soon you will be, too!
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