Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Any good roses are red, violets are blue insults.?

Im in a comeback fight with a friend and were doing the roses are red, violets are blue poem. Give me some ones that are meant to offend(: No limits.! I need alot(: Be original:) thanks(:

Public Comments

1. roses are red violets are blue YOUR PARENTS BOTH HATE YOU roses are red violets are blue go drink a bottle of crazy glue roses are red violets are blue the fat, lazy cow says moo roses are red violets are blue you smell like a pile of poo roses are red violets are blue shut the heck up foo (teehee mr.t reference) roses are red violets are blue shut up you penny pinchin jew roses are red violets are blue you act like your two roses are red violets are blue u belong in a zoo roses are red violets are blue you sound like a kuzoo
2. Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm good looking What happened to you?
3. Roses are red Violets are blue I got five fingers The middle one's for you
4. roses are red violets are blue your mom told me she was gonna kill you roses are red violets are blue you dress like prostitute and look like one too :) roses are red violets are blue if you weren't a human you would be poo roses are red violets are blue your really ugly, your crush thinks so too
5. Roses are red Violets are blue F*ck you wh*re
6. Roses are red, violets are blue. Die in a fire.