Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Funny "Roses are red..." jokes?

This one always make me laugh: "Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't" Got any more? Thanks - in advance!

Public Comments

1. roses are red violets are blue im bored of this relationship and leaving you
2. Roses are red Violets are blue God made pretty What happened to you?
3. Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
4. Roses are red Violets are blue You look like a monkey And you smell like one too? Lol sorry that was lame.. =/
5. Roses are red, Violets are... I have no clue This is what happens, When you sit in the loo! Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't smell, But you sure do. Roses are red, Violet's are pink, You stepped in some poop And now your foot stink's.
6. Roses are Red Violets are Blue I won the lottery Now get out my house
7. Roses are red, violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you!
8. god made me pretty but what happened to u :O
9. Roses are red Violets are blue Even if you sneezed I wouldn't bless you Roses are red Violets are yellow Why is my pee as thick as jello
10. Roses r red, Violets r blue, God made me pretty, but wat happened 2 u Roses are red, Violets are blue u need some good shampoo roses r red, Poppy's r 2, but ill do anything 2 b with you Red r red, violets r blue l luv chocolate more than u!! Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say. Roses are red Violets are blue, when brains were given out Where were you? hope this helps
11. roses are red apples are sour open your legs and give me an hour...
12. Roses are red Some are yellow Sit on one The spikes make you bellow. A single red rose paints A thousand words of love And after such a wonderous task Just dip it in some turps.
13. Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But now the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty Just like your head Here's another one: Roses are red Carnations are pink You walked through dog crap Now your feet stink
14. Roses are red, violets are blue, your real good in bed but your mom was better than you.
15. Roses are red, their leaves are all green. My face is ugly, but yours is a scream ! Roses are red, the sea is azure. I'd buy you a prezzie, if I weren't so poor ! Roses are red, your nails are all black. Your face is pure white, your an emo on smack !
16. roses are red violets are blue i'm laughing like hell cos i'm younger than you
17. if roses are red and violets are blue then what the heck is the colour violet???
18. Roses are red, Violets are blue... I am sitting in the loo Thinking of you! OMG! Now I forgot What I came here to do? While I sit and hesitate... I wonder should I sh!t or masturbate..? Roses are red, Violets are blue... Here I am shitting and masturbating too! While I am thinking dirty thoughts about you!!!. ---
19. i just made one Roses are red Violets are blu lets go to bed i'll fuk you lol all the above answers are so cool,,,
20. "Roses are red Violets are blue Y!A is fun What about you? " ♥♥