Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Poll: What is the best "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem you know?

Okay, here are my favorites that I know: Roses are red, violets are blue, but if God made us all beautiful, what happened to you? Roses are red, violets are blue, if your parents say you're beautiful, they're lying to you... Not very good, but I'm sure you guys have better ones. What are the best you know?

Public Comments

1. Roses are red violets are blue monkeys belong in the zoo and so do you.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, the shorter the skirt, the better the view.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you have diabetes, no more sugar for YOUU!
4. Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Chlamydia And now so do you
5. Roses are red, Violets are blue, this question is stupid, and so are you.
6. Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowl empty and so is your head
7. Ok. this sounds kinda fun. lol Roses are red violets are blue, the duct tape is grey on my old pair of shoes. or... roses are red, violets are clear, you know your face looks just like your rear. or... roses are red violets are black, put down the pipe and quit smoking that crack! or... roses are red and violets are blue, i'm gonna stop now before i'm crazy like you! idk. not too great. but oh well. :)
8. Roses are red leaves are green I love your legs and what's in between. lol
9. roses are red violets are blue, I lost my virginity because of you. lolll ;]