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funny poems perfect for high school kids?

Are there any poems that you can think of, that are really funny that would be perfect to recite in front of a class of high schoolers, better yet seniors. Our teacher says it has to be school appropriate, but That doesn't mean your suggestions do, I'd like some light reading to do in my spare time too. Thanks. Oh, and they have to be at least 120 words. Thanks again.

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1. have you ever seen family guy? There's an episode with stewie where he recites a poem that would be awesome. Not sure if it's 120 words but you could add to it. It goes something like' oh squiggle line, oh squiggle line moving across my eye. Why do you leave when i go to look at you'' i can't really remember but i'm sure you could look it up