Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Got any funny roses are red, violets are blue poems?

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1. Roses are red Violets are blue I want a hug From only you
2. Roses are red but I am blue this lousy hay fever makes me go achoo. Roses are purple violets are green this color blindness is the worst that I've seen. Roses are red violets are blue lilies are white and daisys are too. So many flowers and I cannot stop. OCD is no fun in the florist's shop.
3. rose are red violets are blue the only reason im doing this is cause ill get 2 points in yahoo.
4. Ok-here's one for all you incurable romantics: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a knife, Get in the van!
5. roses are red violets are blue god made me sexy i guess he forgot bout you. roses are red violets are blue get in my bed or i'll kill you. roses be red violets be blue im not good in grammar and i gotta poo.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue wait...violets are blue? Then why the hell do they call it purple?! Roses are Red Violets are blue Hold on, I'm going to rhyme zone.com BRB Roses are Red Diamonds are white Pimps may be short, but canes are fair height. ;) Roses are Red, violets are blue, so is the sky, but not anymore cause I farted. ...But I'm half retarded. Roses are red Violets are blue I smelled something funny Then I noticed its you Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had chocolate, I wouldn't give it to you. I don't share my chocolate with anyone! By - The Glutton-Luster
7. Roses are red Grass is green I like your legs And what's in between I like your style I like your class But most of all I like your a$$ --------------------------- Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowls empty And so is your head! ------------------------------ Roses are red Grass is green You must weigh more Than a washing machine. --------------------------------- Roses are funny Violets are silly Watch out baby Here comes my Willy. ----------------------------------- Violets are silly and Roses are funny You get no sex 'Til I get some money.
8. Roses are red violets are blue and you have a face that belongs in a zoo, but don't worry ile be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
9. Roses are red, grass is green Don’t sit too close, to your computer screen.
10. Roses are red Violets are blue I've got five fingers And the middle ones for you