Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Funny roses are red violets are blue jokes?

I've heard some; Roses are red, violets are blue if I had a brick i'd throw it at you

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1. Roses are red, violets are blue, monkeys like you belong in the zoo. Rose's are red, Violet's are blue. What color are yours?
2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, but nothing smells as bad as you. At least your hot. Haha me and my friend wrote that for someone on Valentines Day (:
3. roses are red, violets are blue. if justin bieber wins another reward, kanye , you know what to do <3
4. roses are red.violets are blue.fred flintstone says yabba dabba doo
5. roses are red violets are blue not sure what to right what the heck can i do roses are red violets are blue i walk with a limp there's a stone in my shoe
6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If anything happens that'd be up to you.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This isn't one of them.
8. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head Roses are red, Violets are blue God made me pretty, But what happened to you Roses are red Violets are blue i have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, MUDKIPZ LIEK YOU.