Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

funny roses are red violets are blue poems?

Anyone got funny ones? Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? Roses are red, Violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? Anyone got any other funny ones?

Public Comments

1. roses are red, violets are blue I am morbidly obese, and so are you.
2. no, no funny ones...
3. roses are red, violets are blue god made me cute what happened to u hahaha classic okay roses are red, violets are blue , eeehhhh there is no way im having sex with u
4. roses are red violets are blue your sister's good looking what happened to you?
5. Roses are red, violets are yella , your my babe and im your fella. roses are red ,violets are green i love when you treat me mean. roses are red , violets are white you won't be getting any sleep tonight. lol
6. roses are red violets are blue i don't care and i hate you hahaha so funny
7. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your nose is as big as a B-52. (which is a very large airplane if you're too young to understand the referrence)
8. Roses are red, violets are blue. You were quite pretty. What happened to you?