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Does anyone have a (nice) funny valentine poems?

I used to know hundreds when I was at school but the only one I can remember is: If I was a bubble in your bath, I'd tickle your balls and make you laugh! But I was really hoping for a better one, but the only ones I seem to find on the net are a bit nasty, like calling your partner smelly or ugly, yes funny, but not what I was looking for! Any help really appreciated! Thanks :)

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1. You can search on google just type funny poems on valentine's day.It will really help you.