Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Funny 'roses are red, violets are blue' poems, please? :)?

Only funny ones please xo

Public Comments

1. roses are red violets are blue most poem's rhyme but this one doesn't.
2. Roses are red Violets are blue Nothing in this crazy world Could keep me from loving you! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I didn't start living, Until I met you. Roses are red Violets are blue My life would be hell If i didn't have you.. Roses are red Violets are blue I just can't keep myself from thinking of you
3. roses are red violets are blue i got a good hand so i dont need you
4. roses are red, violets are blue, I want to fuck the shit out of you.
5. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Gawd what stinks, Oh wait, it's you.
6. roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you the roses wilted the violets are dead my sugar bowl ran empty just like my head
7. roes are red violets are blue have u farted i smell u
8. Roses are red, Violets are blue, The kitchen’s still dirty, And there’s ironing to do
9. Roses are red Violets are blue I am on Meds and so are you!
10. "roses are red, violets are blue u dnt hv brain monkeys r finding it for u..." "roses are red, violets are blue i got mad after watchind u..... "roses are red, violets are blue bats r black, n so as u....." "roses are red, violets are blue i found some1 else better than u......" all abv r jus fr fun.. plz dn't take them personal.......... u knw in hindi v say (if u know Hindi language)........... "rose z red, sky z neela, i think ur dimaag, look like khaali pateela......." translate: rose z red, sky z neela(blue) i think ur dimaag(brain) look like khaali(empty) pateela(container)
11. Roses are red and violets are blue. That's what they say but it just isn't true! Roses are red and apples are too but violets are violet! Violets aren't blue! Oranges are orange but greenland's not green! A pinky's not pink so what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not we defile it, but ah what the hey? It's tough to rhyme violet... Roses are red, Violets are blue the person who likes you belongs in a zoo, don’t be mad, don’t be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too. :)
12. Roses are red, Violets are blue. You're bleeding to death. Can I help you? Roses are red, Violets are purple, Sugar is sweet, And so is maple surple.
13. well my friend made this roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happen to you!!?!!
14. Roses are red, Violets are black. Why is your chest As flat as my back?
15. Roses are Red, Violets are Bigger, You have Lips, Like an African American