Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

More funny "Roses are Red" poems needed!?

Like.. roses are red, violets are blue, this poem sucks, but so do you!

Public Comments

1. Roses are Red, violets are black. if you dump me, i will brake your back! lol. funny
2. roses are red,violets are blue, when god gave out brains where the hell were u? lol
3. roses are red some condoms are blue std's are contagious so watch who you screw Rose are red, violets are blue Love never crossed my mind until the day that I met you Roses are red, violets are blue When I’m with you my heart feel brand new Roses are red, violets are blue At times when I’m blind I could only still see you Roses are red, violets are blue When I have nothing else to look forward for I still have you Roses are red, violets are blue When thinking of love, it’s like thinking of you Roses are re, violets are blue I’ll save my last dance only to dance with you Roses are red Violets are blue I love to answer questions like this on Yahoo Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Happened To you?
4. Roses are red violets are blue, Bush is finally leaving Washington along with Cheney too!
5. Roses are red violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And you are my boo. But the roses are welting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! Some random ones (not roses are red but still funny): What inspired this amoroes rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell that way? Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt. If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out. I see your face when I am screaming. That's why I always wake up screaming! I thought that I could love no other, that is until I met your brother! Enjoy :)
6. roses are red violets are blue the poem stinks but so does your poo. LOL i guess.
7. Roses are red Violets are blue But monkey’s like you should be kept in the zoo Don’t get angry with me, I will be there too Not in the cage, but laughing at you!!! Lol hoped you liked this!!! And yours was preety good as well!!!
8. hahahahahahahahahahaha