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What are some funny poems or songs?

If it's a song it has to be like a poem, rap or something. But I would like something funny and if at all possible, a bit meaningful. So "funny but true".

Public Comments

1. While I can't think up any specific tracks at the moment, start looking for tracks by Del tha Funky Homosapien. I think you'll find what your looking for there. Look for his album "I wish my brother george was here"
2. Some that are just funny: Hotstylz- Yo Momma Got A Mustache, Hell Naw, Lookin Ass Ni99a, Cheap Liquor, & Monkey In A Wig
3. 1. Creepy Guy 2. My Passive Aggressive Friend's Thinly-Veiled Hostility Makes Me Nervous 3. Single Girl's Love Song 4. Learning Annex 5. So Not Cute 6. Stealth Hot 7. Sometimes I Do
4. " Twinkle twinkle Little star how i wonder what you are up above the world so high Like a Diamond in the sky. " All things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small all things wise and wonder full the great God made them all.