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Funny poems to put on mom's birthday card?

It's my mom's birthday tomorrow and I need to make her a card. Last year I put a really cheesy poem, so this year I wanted to do something more funny. Please don't say anything inappropriate, or say to write your own poem because I suck at that! Thanks, and best answer will be chosen!

Public Comments

1. Since you already wrote a poem for her last birthday, why not do something else like write a song, a portrait, buy her a purse, breakfast in bed or even give her money in the card with a sweet little message.
2. you came out of grannys tummy i came out of your tummy tuh mee you are the best mummy!
3. 1. It's your B-Day so thank you Mom You ought to know you're da' bomb. 2. What if moms were mean and grind And also rather unfair and unkind Would they scream and bite and hit Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits A bet that might happen, if you forget To celebrate Mom's B-Day and instead play croquet! 3. Mommy you are sweet Mommy you are nice Don't ever leave me Cause you make the best rice!!!! 4. Mum your the best, And I owe you the rest, I make some mess, And you make it less, Mum I love you, And so do you, So I'll make you happy, And you'll feel merry. 5. I really love my mother, And it surely makes me proud, To know I’m one of her pesky kids, And to sing her praises loud. My mother has a birthday, Almost every year, And on that day she’ll ponder life, And even shed a tear. See, Ma don’t like her birthdays; She says they make her old, But she’s as sharp as she ever was, If the truth be told. My mother showed me lots of things, About the world, you see, So then I could teach my pesky kids, The things my mom taught me. Thank goodness for you, mom. Where would I be without you? Happy Birthday! 6. Washing, cleaning and cooking Plus ironing and grocery shopping These chores are bone breaking Mom, at least for a day stop working Let it be a time for relaxing For it's your birthday we're celebrating! 7. As a mom you are number one A parent who is second to none On your birthday, chores you should shun For it is time for relaxation and fun Even if at the end of the day nothing gets done Just remember we will still love you a ton.