Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Any funny/rude valentine poems?

Public Comments

1. nope
2. roses are red violets are blue this valentines day i wanna put it in your butt
3. violets are blue roses are pink did you cut the cheese? cuz man, does it stink I hate that poem! no one ever said it to me though...
4. this is more for girls but... roses are red and you make me silly so take me home so i can play with your willy :-)
5. Roses are red, Violets are blue You stinnnk, I hate you!
6. I love you baby, I have really really missed ya- But all that time you were away, I was sleeping with your sister!
7. roses are red violets are black two time me and ill brake your back my boyfriend loved it lol
8. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cos here comes my willy.