Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

cheeky valentine poems?

hi,does anyone know any cheeky,funny or rude poems,etc i can put in a card,years ago i knew loads but now i can,t remember any,thanks

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1. It may seem just a little bit sneaky But I’m so damn bare faced cheeky My thoughts as always, are of you As too my dreams and this is true I’m hoping you’ll be just as sneaky Perhaps even just a bit more cheeky Look me straight right in the eye, If I stood naked, wearing only a sigh? I’d be the card itself this Valentine day And deliver myself around your way?
2. im stupid and dont know any but try looking at card shops online, you may get some inspiration there.
3. Roses are red Violets are green Your in the shape of a washing machine Roses are red Violets are dead You have a big head
4. Roses are red Bogies are green Open your legs And I'll fill 'em with cream
5. my hump my hump,my lovely lady hump check it out.roses are red and voilets are blue.
6. My love she has a red, red nose, It shines out in the dark. My love, her nose so warmly glows, 'twould light up Central Park. Adapted from Rabbie Burns.
7. Roses are red Violets are blue I have a big c**k that's about it. hehehe :D
8. I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waiste and around thing in your face you get sprung. Courtesy of Sir-Mix-A-Lot. The dude is a legend : )
9. Fart in a pie, fart in the stew your always farting all the time so i fart you!
10. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070122101551AAFwS0K
11. I got the following in a secret card once and was ecstatic! Mind you, I wa s 13... I wish I was a bar of soap A-floating in your tub 'Cos every time I passed your bum I'd give a little rub! Cheers, Steve.
12. The village teacher it was said to give her class fits, by jumping off the mantle and bouncing off her tits! How' that?
13. i just saw another the question just like this and it has loads of beter answers for you tho some of these are great too :) i cannot remember any either lol goodluck :)