Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Roses are Red-I need funny, short Valentine's Day poems?

I need some funny, short (maximum of 8-10 lines) Valentine's Day poems. Nothing dirty. Examples: Roses are red Violets are blue Flowers are beautiful Just like you roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you These aren't funny but I would like the hear some funny ones. I'm making Valentine's and I need some funny poems that I can send to all my friends.

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1. Roses are red violets are blue haikus are difficult Roses are red violets...aren't technically blue since violet is a shade of purple. It's Valentine's day and I'm over-thinking of you!
2. I wrote this to my husband about 30 years ago: Roses are red Violets are blue Come sit closer Cuz I like the view :)
3. roses are red Violets are blue it makes me quite happy just thinking of you
4. These Are Really Awesome... read till the last one...worth it. roses are red violets are blue when god gave out brains, where the heck were you? roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in a zoo dont be angry i'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you!! roses are red violets are blue i'll be your Aladdin if you be my jasmine... roses are red buttercups are yellow smile (name) cause i heart you Roses are red Violtes are blue Nothing in this crazy world Could keep me from loving you! Roses are red, Violets are blue, The sun shows their beauty, But true beauty is in you. Roses are red, Violet's are blue, Last Valentines, I realized you were true =] roses are red violets are blue you always know how to ease the pain I'm put through Roses are red Violets are blue On this day i feel special I hope you do too pleanty of love tons of kisses hope some day to be your Mrs. roses are red, leaves are green, if you are my prince then i am your queen Roses are red Violets are blue bees need flowers and I need you