Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Has anyone got any cute or funny valentine poems i can write in my boyfriends card?

Nothing to soppy!!! Thanks for your help!!

Public Comments

1. Roses are red, But money is short, the times quiet hard, here's your Valentine's day card. It is from my skint ar*sed heart. Write it on a scrap of paper for effect. Quite the joke when presented with a nice gift. --That Cheeky Lad
2. "Here's a Valentine's Day Thought for YOU! CUPID AND STUPID RHYME."
3. Sending you a Valentine, Because you ought to know You're thought of as "just perfect" And it's nice to tell you so HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
4. A slight change to the well known Roses are red poem: Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme And neither does this one Can't remember where I picked that one up from
5. i could write you a funny poem that is sweet at the same time but shouldn't what you wanna say come from your heart and not someone elses pen. If you need help feel free to email me and i'll give you a hand!
6. I was on a tennis court The sky blue above you were on the other side of course the score was luv
7. I've wished upon so many stars, but none have yet come true, and my only special wish is to have a friend like, A friend that i can talk to, a friend who will be there, a friend that i can be with, a friend i know will care, There's so much i have to tell you, so much i have to say, but the reason i'm afraid to, is incase you walk away.