Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

funny valentine poems help ???? please?

ne ideas for good funny valentine poems for a teenager ????? hahaha very funny very good i would say that for a laugh but its for me lil sis i tried google but none funny just sappy

Public Comments

1. Roses are red Violets are blue I have Herpes And now so do YOU! XOXOXO
2. Roses are red Nuts are brown Skirts up trousers down.
3. try searching google ....
4. You are the best, I think But no one trusts my judgment. You could be middle-ground Or you could just plain stink! You are a teenager, that's true But your my best (friend, girl, guy), too. If the world gets down on you, Remember that I'm true blue!
5. its not relli valentine but we made it up in class todayn i fink its propa funny;; your a sweet as pie but you had to go n lie but thn u had to die now im with another guy probs not funny to n e one else but hey ho :) lmaoo