Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Does anyone have any funny valentine poems? (keep it appropriate)?

I need a valentines poem for Language Arts class but I can't find any poems, all of them have mushy crap that I don't want to submit, you can make it short but not too long, try to make it funny. does anyone have any? Keep it PG tho.

Public Comments

1. The barney theme song! :D Haha.
2. Roses are red, Violets are blue... Its obvious that Valentines day is not for you, You lie to your girlfriend, you cheat on her twice A smack in the face would set you right