Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Spiritually speaking, I need help coming up with religious Valentine's Day poems?

This is all I could come up with: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I think you are psychotic, But at least Jesus loves you. Comments and suggestions for other religious Valentine's poems are appreciated.

Public Comments

  1. Umm, visit the Hallmark store. That is their mission in life - printing nice greeting cards.
  2. My dear dove I give you Allah of my love!
  3. OMG!!!!! That is like, totally romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. He he he, excellent poem Ethan. Unfortunately I'm pretty dense at poetry. So no help here.
  5. though youre covered by the blood of jesus i rinsed you off and found a cute lil monkey under there (yeah, i know, it doesnt rhyme)
  6. Love of my life, I think you are swell, One day we'll have children, Lets hope God doesn't kill them (or ask ME to), And send us to Hell.
  7. within the dew drop upon the red rose tip stood all of eternity stood God stood His saints stood the sinners and with the sunbeam he bore His love on the rose tip on His saints on His sinners and with this warmth in my heart I picked this rose for you to remember Christ's love for you.
  8. at last a funny poem
  9. My prayer to Venus, you won't decline, a heartfelt wish, Oh Valentine!
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