Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

got any funny roses are red, violets are blue poems?

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1. dimes are silver pennies are brass why does your face look like your a**
2. Roses are red Violets are blue I love to answer questions like this on Yahoo.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't smell, but you sure do. And that's all I got.
4. Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Happened To you?
5. nope?
6. roses are red violets are blue I may look stupid but so are you!
7. A Redneck Valentine Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop Right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud; I hold my head high When we're in a crowd. On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta wits. Still them fellers at work They all want to know, What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles And stick 'em in the can. Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler Racin' through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger Named Naomi Judd. Yo're as cute as a junebug A-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like no fire ant Upon which I oft' tread. Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life Like a Rattletrap shad. When you hold me real tight Like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin'. And when you get old Like a '67 Chevy, Won't put you on blocks And let grass grow up heavy. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie With a RC cold drank, We go together Like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate For Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, It's romantic that way. Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," They explain, all suave and couth. But for this man, honey, These will not do. For you are too special, You sweet thang you. I got you a gift, Without taste nor odor, Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor
8. roses are wilted violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and i chopped off your head
9. Roses are red,violets are blue I know I'm pretty but what happened to you?
10. roses are red violets are blue trash is dumped, and so are you ! pleez rate 1-10
11. Roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back
12. Roses are red Violets are blue Boogers are tasty and make great glue, too.
13. roses are red, violets are blue, I stepped in the mud, And i lost my shoe. roses are red, violet's are pink, you stepped in some poop And now your foot stink's. roses are red, violet's are green. my poem really reek's, And i'm really mean. roses are red
14. How funny. My bf and I goof off and send these back and forth when we're at work. Here's some of the ones we have sent Roses are red violets are good this morning you woke up and had major wood! Roses are red violets are blue not all poems rhyme this is one of them
15. Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so is maple surple.
16. Roses r dead... Violets hv no clue!! Dis is wat happens Wen u sit in the loo...!!!
17. AND NOW FOR MY POEM!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* roses are red violets are bloo sugar is sweet and so are you.......... but the roses are pelting.......... the violets are dead......... the sugar bowl's empty......... and so is your head. =D
18. roses are red violets are blue i want to quit cause ur face looks like sh** my poem is mean but it rhymes roses are red some diamonds are blue some people are 2 big they should all say moo p.s if u will get me a diamond the i will love u
19. Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't
20. roses are red violets are blue garbage is dumped and so are you
21. I DO NOT WANT TO OFFENED ANYONE!!!!!!!!!! roses are red, violets are blue, Bush is dumb, and so are U!