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funny poems?? does anyone have any funny "now i lay me down to sleep" poems

Funny poems? I am looking for funny poems along the lines of this one: (hope you can help) The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow...

What are some funny poems you have written? What are some funny poems you have written? Let's see who can write the best funny peom. Make sure to say if you wrote it yourself or if someone else did . Have fun

What are some funny poems written by famous American poets? i don't want any of those stupid 4 line poems from the internet or those poems you see on myspace. I want real legitimate poems that are funny, ironic, paradox's etc.

What are some funny poems about parents? I need some funny poems about dads or parents. It would be great if they were rhyming too!

Have any funny poems or jokes about winter? I'm getting the winter blues and I think a lot of other people are too. We are all tired of shovelling snow. I would like to send an e-mail with some funny jokes and poems to cheer us all up. If you could post funny jokes and poems about winter that would be wonderful! Thanks in advance.

What are your favorite funny poems? and where can i find them? i'm looking for poems that are funny and enjoyable- not some old english poems. please include where i can find them? thanks! i'm looking for long poems that can be a part of a presentation. maybe suggest a random topic that i can find some interesting poems on? thanks! (:

Funny Poems?? What is a hilarious poem that is appropriate for school?

What are some funny poems, but have a lot of meaning in them? Are there any poems that are funny and silly, but have a lot of meaning in them? I know Shel Silverstein has some poems like that. But, IMO, not all of them have meaning

Does anyone know any funny poems in spanish? I'm a UIL Spanish poetry coach and funny poems do well. i wouldn't mind any other cool spanish poems as well ofcourse.

Where can I find funny poems to ask groomsmen to be in the wedding? I am looking for poems to send out to the groomsmen to be in our wedding. I want something kinda funny and not so romantic and love oriented. If you have used any that were good please feel free to list them for me or let me know where I can find them. Thanks in advance!! Well since it seems that everyone that has given me an answer so far must have already went through the whole wedding thing because they know so much about what should and should not be done. How did you ask your groomsmen in a unique way besides just telling them in person or on the phone?

can you help me to collect 15 kinds of funny poems? well now i have a project and the teacher asked me to collect 15 minimum and 25 max of funny poems,if you have one,can you give to me?

Does anyone have some funny poems they know? I want a funny poem to tell people it just cant be anything dirty.

Does anyone know funny children's poems in spanish? I am looking for some funny poems in spanish for my classroom! Something similar to Shel Silverstein or Jack Prelutzsky. I know there are poems written by Alma Flor Ada, Francisco Alarcon, etc, but I'm hoping for the more comical kind.

Can u suggest me some funny poems to impress my girlfriend? Hey I m 14 yr boy..........can u suggest me some funny poems to impress my girlfriend? Remember! only funny poems with no bad things and no love stuff.................................................

Is there any funny poems or letters that can make a girl laugh? There is this girl I like and she's only one girl I like. What funny poem or letter is there to make her laugh? Make sure the letter has no bad words or anything like that.A joke may be fine and I told her a joke," Where would a woman work with only one leg?" I said "Ihop!" and she laughed... Please I want to impress her...

Where can I find funny poems for kids like from Pam Ayers? I need to find a bunch of Funny poems like from Pam Ayers. I remember a poem named "There's a new kind on the block" but I don't know who it is from...So if you guys don't mind, please do tell or give me poems (FUNNY) ....Thanks

Funny anniversary poems for my parents 30th anniversary? Hi. It's my mom and dad's 30th anniversary to day, and I'm making them a card. But I need a funny poem for it. No crude humor, because I'm only twelve years old. And I don't think that they would be impressed with that. Even though I do that at school. Ha, ha, ha. Please help me! Thank - you.

I want 5 to 6 good, humorous and funny poems which for an elocution competition? I want a poem that should be something like that of Roald Dahl and others but try to avoid him. The poem should give enough talk time of about 2.5 to 3 minutes. Try avoiding old ones.

What are some funny poems or songs? If it's a song it has to be like a poem, rap or something. But I would like something funny and if at all possible, a bit meaningful. So "funny but true".

funny poems perfect for high school kids? Are there any poems that you can think of, that are really funny that would be perfect to recite in front of a class of high schoolers, better yet seniors. Our teacher says it has to be school appropriate, but That doesn't mean your suggestions do, I'd like some light reading to do in my spare time too. Thanks. Oh, and they have to be at least 120 words. Thanks again.

Any classical poets who wrote funny poems? The poet has to be CLASSICAL! And the poem has to be FUNNY!

What are some funny poems? I'm looking for some funny poems, but they have to be a type of poetry. Like personification or metaphors etc. tokiohotelfurimmer i have read shadow kiss and it's the best! Adrian said that poem to Rose in her dreams. Yes, that's funny!

Where can I find some short funny poems, written in Romanian or English ? They can be about everything, and especially about school.

Can any one write some funny poems for me? It cannot be about sex, racism, and it can't have cursing in it. Just make it funny :D

I need some funny poems or quotes to cheer a friend up? Something inspirational, he's really stressed at the moment.

Does anyone have any short funny poems about brothers? I want a short and funny poem to put in my brothers 18th birthday card. I'm a younger sister. A.S.A.P please...

What are some really funny poems on the Poetry Out Loud list? Uhmm, ok i would only post this if i had trouble looking for a poem. I've already browsed the list for about 1 1/2 hours AND checked through the keywords. I want something funny, or one that a 15 year old girl could easily relate to. Your answer, however, only gave me what i already had, smarts. uh, thanks for the effort...I guess...

Do any body have any funny poems for Oct 4th poem day? I will get it started Me and Tim a huntin’ went. Met three wh#@*s in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

Looking for fun/funny poems that would appeal to all ages? I'm doing a project for my church, and am in need of a few (maybe three) poems that have a fun tone to them. They can't be crude (this is CHURCH stuff) and its for families, so it needs to be something that toddlers will like, but tweens will, too. I've already used Tweedle dum and Tweedle dee and part of the Walrus and the Carpenter. Any suggestions? Thanks!

what are some good funny poems for club penguin? I want a poem on the news paper that i put on it but when ever i make one it NEVER gets choosen

Where can I find cute, funny love poems for my hubby? i want funny hes a sucker for funny things i get him funny bday cards and he cracks up so i was wondering where i could find funny poems on the net any websites would be appreciated

What are some really funny poems but are appropriate for school?

What are some funny poems or odes to hating dell computers?

Funny poems to put on mom's birthday card? It's my mom's birthday tomorrow and I need to make her a card. Last year I put a really cheesy poem, so this year I wanted to do something more funny. Please don't say anything inappropriate, or say to write your own poem because I suck at that! Thanks, and best answer will be chosen!

Survey:Do you have any nice or funny Poems for a Valentines Card? I like this one. Roses are red. Cabbage is green. My Face is a laugh,but yours is a scream.

I see so many serious poems on here, do anyone have any funny poems? Something to give a good laugh.

What are some funny and long Christmas poems? They need to be really funny and and appropriate for 6th graders. The poem(s) should be about Christmas and at least 24 lines long. :) The poems I'm looking for are ones that kind of tell a story, like "Twas the night before Christmas." Btw, i need the poems because i have to present one to my class... The authors need to be well-known.

what are some funny poems? what are some funny poems? that lasts a minute or more. im going to do a presentation on a funny poem but i cant think or find one!

I'm really good at making funny poems that are quite simple could it be possible to be famous for this? I just want to know if it could be a career option and if I could go big time with this skill of poetry that I have.

Any Funny Poems About Teenage Girls? I need FUNNY Poems That can relate to girls. Something like FUNNY poems about Selina Gomez Or Twilight. The KEY thing I need is it to relate to teenage girls and it needs to be SUPER SUPER funny. I need an answer ASAP please!

Can anybody make up any poems that represent funny people who makes you laugh? poems that represent me..... i am funny, crazy

Do you know any funny poems? I wanna know some funny stuff, I want to have a laugh. I prefer you give me a roses are red violets are blue poem. I have a couple: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Get in the van. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, Violets are blue.

dose any one have funny insulting poems like this i am giving below just an example? roses are red and violates are blue you stink like a monkey and seems like one too. so how was it? do any one have any poems like these?

What are some funny poets/poems? I am doing a contest and I need some funny poems. I would love some that arent very kidish (so no silverstien) and something thats not too short.Also, it needs to be published, so a poem you wrote would not work (unless you are a published poet). Anything helps! Thanks!!

Do you know any funny or interesting poems or poets? I just want to know some poems that are published, not those made up poems by anonymous people. I would like read 5-10 poems that contain a title and the author/poet. Example: Oscar Wilde I would prefer poems that take up about a minute or two to read aloud.

does anyone know any funny yet clean poems? i need one for computer technology class. we have to record the poem on our voice and then film the poem making a movie about it. if you cant find one thats not funny thats ok its just what i perfer.

Android users : Love Poems and Funny Jokes made by Swiss Codemonkeys are missing? I cleaned my phone, and I deleted all of my app. I tried to search 2 app that I love, they are Love Poems, and Funny Jokes. Those app created by Swiss Codemonkeys. But I couldn't find them anywhere in the market. Anyone help me please? Send me a link to download if you want. Thanks for your help. :)

Roses are Red-I need funny, short Valentine's Day poems? I need some funny, short (maximum of 8-10 lines) Valentine's Day poems. Nothing dirty. Examples: Roses are red Violets are blue Flowers are beautiful Just like you roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you These aren't funny but I would like the hear some funny ones. I'm making Valentine's and I need some funny poems that I can send to all my friends.

what funny and rude roses are red poems can i send to my lover? i am looking for some funny and rude roses are red poems, they make me laugh so much, and my lover loves them, sadly he has cancer, so i want to make him a book full of them, please help!

What are some funny/good poems? I want to listen to some poems, anyone have any? Thanks, and I'm not planning to use them. Just wanna know stuff lol

Are there any funny poems about piracy? Piracy of the BitTorrent sort, not the swashbuckling yo-ho-ho ones.

How can I find some very funny and long poems.......please elp???? I need a very good poem for my school's declemation.....even though it is not funny can you please find a very nice or touching poem......please.....I need to win that competition.....you can even give me the name of a god website.....

Help finding funny poems by famous poets? Like I need two poems. Dont give me know website, I just want two poems. I need a title and the author. Thanks!! not long poems either. dont have to be REALLY FAMOUS LIKE EDGAR

Does anyone know any funny love poems? I choosed that for my philosophy class and i have no clue!!!! PLZ help me!!!

Does anybody know really good/quirky/funny poems that are written by famous poets?

Does anyone know of any funny rhyming poems/monogloues/lyrics/pieces of text? I need to learn a piece of text for a physical theatre and voice assessment and I'd love something that's funny/witty/quirky or anything like that. Preferably rhyming but if not then something that flows really well together. I'll be doing alot of movement whilst saying it and putting emphasis on certain words so it really needs to flow well. Anything at the moment would be a great help as I'm getting no luck on finding anything. Thanks :)

Do you like funny poems that are short and easy to remember ?

I need a few funny or sweet friendship poems? Me and my friend are making a journal with friendship poems in it and we need a little help.Does anyone have any?

whats the name of those funny, rhyming poems that you just Insert your name in it?? i remember when i was younger there were these little funny poems..where you just insert an adjective, nouns, verb..etc. and your name and everything rhymed..whats the name of these poems..is there a website for these poems..please help..thanks :)

i need help making a funny silly short poems with certain amount of sylbols? ok, the first and second line need to rhyme and they can only be 8 syllable's. the next two lines need to rhyme and only be 5 syllables, but they cant rhyme with the first two lines, and the last line needs to be 8 syllables and it needs to rhyme with the first two lines. and it has to make since and be like silly/funny. thank you

can anyone show me where i can find funny poems by famous authors?

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Does anybody have any intriguing or funny quotes or poems? I like quotes and the person with the best answer(s) will be awarded 10 points. Thanx! Bunches of flowers to ya! =D

does any one know of funny poems that i can use in uil poetry? i cant seem to find any.

What are some funny, silly, rhyming poems? I appreciate your answers! Please no long, deep, non-rhyming poems! To me those kind have usually always sounded ridiculous, lol.

Looking for a Funny Poem for Competition? My Little Sister is competing in a state speech and music competition for 4th-6th grade age students and she wants to enter the Oral Interpretation of Poetry Competition. Any Suggestions on where to find good poetry for speech competitions? We are really trying to find a funny poem, but other poetry is fine too. The poems need to be between three and five minutes long, but can be cut to fit time limits. Any Help?