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The Baby Chase: An Adventure In InfertilityFriday, July 15, 2011 @ 9:06AMBy Holly Finn

Salinas Police Department called 'fundamentally sound' agencyFriday, July 15, 2011 @ 3:45AMThe Salinas Police Department is a professional, "fundamentally sound" agency, a new study says, although a number of ingrained problems keep it from functioning as an efficient, modern police force.

Comedy comes to dead endThursday, July 14, 2011 @ 2:08PMNEXT time you are shopping at the Queen Victoria Market, tread lightly. It is believed about 9000 people are buried there.

Rotorua to celebrate National Poetry DayWednesday, July 13, 2011 @ 10:54PMROTORUA 14.07.11: Rotorua District Council (RDC) is working with the Travelling Tuataras, poet Brian Potiki and Rotorua Mad Poets Society to bring poetry to local people on National Poetry Day 2011.

Carmageddon: What's your plan?Tuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 7:34PMHow will you avoid -- or add to -- the traffic tie-ups that might occur July 16-17 when the 405 Freeway is closed from the 10 to the 101? Our reporters want to hear from people across the L.A. metropolitan area.

Read this carefully: Don't rush to send your limericksTuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 7:26PMOK now, do you remember Sunday when we launched the annual Valley 101 hot-weather limerick contest? Do you remember when I said you had a few weeks to work on this and that you shouldn't just rush to send the first three limericks that came to mind? It just goes in one ear and out the other with you people, doesn't it? I bet I've had around 100 entries since Sunday morning, most of which were ...

New book takes the mystery out of place namesTuesday, July 12, 2011 @ 2:53AMWhile we were away exploring some of the scrumptious scenery of our province, other features of Rambling were accumulating, and it's time to get busy and bring out some for your attention. The list includes limericks, photos and books, so let's get at it.

Horan overjoyed as Limerick finally fireSunday, July 10, 2011 @ 8:22PMTHE oft-battered cult of the outside manager got a fillip, not a flake, in the Gaelic Grounds on Saturday. You only had to see what victory meant to Limerick football boss Maurice Horan, a Mayo native, at the final whistle.

Commemorate the heat with a hot-weather limerickSaturday, July 9, 2011 @ 5:26PMWell, it's time again. I only put myself through this every year because I know you people like it, or at least a lot of you seem to. Or maybe you just like tormenting me. Yes, it's time once again for the annual Largely Big Valley 101 Hot-Weather Limerick contest. OK, let's review, shall we? The rhyme scheme for a limerick is AABBA. In other words, the first, second and fifth lines rhyme and ...