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A Happy Marriage in a Post-Marital SocietyTuesday, July 5, 2011 @ 9:28AMI have 31 years of empirical evidence that I married a saint. My wife has now put up with me ever since we wed on June 28, 1980.

English can sometimes drive you crazyTuesday, June 28, 2011 @ 5:53PMCHOP! Chop! You need the teacher to chop on the form, then we can register for the course,” cried one student.

Justin Bieber's 'attacker' dead ... if tweets could killFriday, June 24, 2011 @ 2:13PMNot long after news of Bieber's alleged brush with boo boos hit TMZ, the death threats started to trend on Twitter.

Beliebers Respond: Top 10 Tweets About Justin Bieber's Herald Square "Attack"Thursday, June 23, 2011 @ 5:59PMFans are outraged, upset, hurt, and scared by what happened to the young Justin Bieber just hours ago. The pop star was "attacked" by a man outside of Macy's, where he was promoting his perfume. You can check it out here on video , from eight floors up. At press time, Bieber hasn't Tweeted , but his fans have, and they're serving up some ALL CAPS lexical gold. Check some out some of the top ...

Longtime Elementary Teacher, Head Of Drama Club RetiresMonday, June 20, 2011 @ 5:40PMSnow School teacher Patricia Heizman ended a 38-year teaching career to cheers from students at the end of a surprise assembly to honor her Monday.

Madison garden, house tour to showcase landscaping (with video)Sunday, June 19, 2011 @ 10:12PMDottie and Frank Ashton are world travelers, but whether they're headed for Norway, Egypt or China, they're always at home in Madison this time of year.

Quiet Stamford Girl Opens Up in VerseFriday, June 17, 2011 @ 3:08PMSTAMFORD, Conn. -- Dolan Middle School eighth-grader Alexa Gumbas is known to be quiet. But on Friday she showed a different side of herself to friends and classmates. The 13-year-old...

10 reasons we (and you) love AnnThursday, June 9, 2011 @ 6:51AMShe’s a hard-working, incredibly talented journalist with a sense of humor and a thirst for adventure.

Cougars and MustangsThursday, June 9, 2011 @ 2:04AMCongratulations, class of 2011! Enjoy your well-earned champagne celebrations before you say goodbye to college life and hello to the real world. Though the prospect of trading in your flip-flop lifestyle for a wingtip way of life may be a bit intimidating, New Times has some news to help ease the skepticism of the unknown.